Ancient Knowledge on SAP Origin!

Many years ago, a child by the name of Sap erupted from its mother’s womb on a chariot of wild fire desolating all in its path worse than Smaug ever could. From the smoke and ash galloped a warrior not male or female, easily distinguished by owning both sex’s genitals. Like any great warrior should, the he she Sap proceeded to bestow terms, titles, tags for each of his parts as she was original the only way a he/she could be.

The first genital was UTL. The second name was A. Simple yet effective.

On a quest to take back the world Sap was born in, it failed. Such perfection was its imperfection.

The days faded to nights. The hours grew thin. Until the most unlikely of creatures stumbled upon.

In the lands of KAG in the fires of mount trolling another clan was made! A child named Munto took forward the he/she’s sword and claimed it for his own. For another clan was made…

OH MY GOD! THIS IS A REAL TABLET I FOUND WHILE STROLLING THROUGH EGYPT!